Wake up in the morning feeling like Nick Jonas (Oh My Gosh! )
I got my pixie sticks and hairbrush
This happens every day
I'm really lazy
All I do
Is sit and eat this cheese stick
My pants are on the ground
I think I'm going crazy
I'm talkin
Aunt Jemima on my toes toes
Peter Griffin on my clothes clothes
Chopsticks all up in my nose nose
(Ouch, Is that blood?)
Takin my myspace pic in the bathroom
Eatin all these pin cheese (? don't know if that's right)
I'm turning into a hobo
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh
I just ordered a pizza
As well as 46 others
Cuz my fridge was out of milk
So I talked about it's mother
And my friends are lining up
Because their waiting for their meal
I just opened up my toilet seat
To Shaquille O'Neill
I got mad so I punched my van van
I'm turning into a man man
I started my own clan clan
Chew gum so I stuck it on a tree tree
Just kidding that could kill a bee bee
Going on a killing spree
(Boom! ) I shot my knee
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself and air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out
I tweeted all about it
My car smelled really bad
So I wore some plaid
I bought myself and air freshener
It's called Peachy Peach
But it smelled like an elf
So I threw it out
I tweeted all about it
I just restocked the fridge
I bought 1%
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh
Let's punch Cap'n Crunch
Then we'll eat his face for lunch
Fly a kite
Drink Some Sprite
Till we go to sleep tonight
Tick Tock
Found a rock
Gonna knock this poser's socks off
WOAH they're purple
WOAH Wa ohhhhh