Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad
I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs
And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight.
So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van
Like my mini van
Like my mini van
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na
I'm feeling green like my minivan(x2)
Give me that bag of Starbursts
I just eat the reds cause the pinks all hate me
Fifa everyday I scored a home run - I'm a pro at this
And I got stuck in my mini van cause my doors are broken, they don't wanna open
I called my friend Wanye Kest he came to my house and brought me cereal
Cheerios we love to eat healthy cereal
Fruit Loops - Tucan Sam is a human
Pencils we love to do our math homework
Stabbing we actually don't like each other
Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad
I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs
And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight.
So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van
Like my mini van
Like my mini van
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na
I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2)
Gimme that Sharpie ASAP
I'm gonna draw a face
You tell me who it is
That looks like crap
So I'm gonna clap
Cause I can't make a wrap
I'm all out of Mayo
I found a penny I put it in my pocket I named it an Benny and mowed my lawn
I called my friend Wanye kest, he came to my house and brought me eggs
Eggos, we gonna make our own waffles
Alcohol, we gonna rub it on my arm
Pancake, we gonna break a world record
Confusion we actually don't know each other
Smashing pumpkins on the ground
Cause they're Orange
I punch my friend in the chest and he shot me
And my pants are still too tight and I can't remove them from my legs
So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van
Like my mini van
Like my mini van
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na
I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2)
I drive my mini van everywhere where I go, every
every where I go
every, every where I go (x3)
Spray Lysol in my room cause it smells bad
I'm lighting matches cause this Lysol smells like eggs
And my legs are really skinny cause my jeans are squeezing them too tight.
So right now I'm feeling green like my mini van
Like my mini van
Like my mini van
Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na-Na Na
I'm feeling green like my mini van (x2)